confessionsofawrestlingfan-deac asked: I'm not sure if you've seen this before, but I just wanted to do my part in trying to help the FYWC community grow:
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“only good things can happen”
wait, fuck, I’ve already used that line.
Did you just start watching last year or something?
did you guys forget about this blog?
yeah, we did too.
someone should really get to work on the kayfabe for Edge & Batista’s Spearing Animal Summer Camp.
Wake Uo Call at 6am: “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH:
This is supposed to be Edge, Big Show, and Triple H.
I’m sorry.
I’m browsing the wrestling forums on fanfiction.net looking for trouble and found this neat little gem. Bolded are some of my favorite parts. My comments are in italics.
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Mine: Name- Shrine Gimmick: The Skater boy who brakes the rules and dont give a *** about what others could think Song: If it all ended tomorrow- John Cena & Trademarck I can’t give the stupid credit for puns. Name: Heavy Mettle(pun on Heavy Metal) Gimmick: Possibly a metal-head/heavy rocker type gimmick. Generally goes for “shock ‘n’ awe” tactics Song: Indestructible- Disturbed or Rock You Like a Hurricane 2000- Scorpions ft Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra
What are shock n awe tactics?
name: Destiney
gimmick: top diva that puts up a good fight and also likes compations
entrance song: obsessed by mariah carey
Get a manger, you sound too dumb to book a hotel.
Name: The Pastor
Gimmick: A religious pastor whom tries to convert people to Religion.
Entrance Song: Some sort of Church Music.
Just any religion in particular. Love it.
The name: Chrissy
Gimmick: Jeff Hardy type
Entrance Song: Crash by Decyfer Down
I’m happy “Jeff Hardy type” is it’s own gimmick now.
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More as I find it. This is like hunting for treasure in a truck stop toilet.
Is there a flame war on the fanfiction.net forums or something?
Does fanfiction.net even have forums?
Oh hell, they do.
Oh fuck, Wrestling has it’s own section. Oh shit. Oh fuck.
Oh shit some of the forums haven’t been updated for years. This is such poor organization. So many 0 topic forums.
Who would pair Karen Angle and AJ Styles?
…where am I?
I’m guessing this confession was sent in by Michael Stipe……
(no doubt that comment is going to go over the top of everyone’s head).
Rather than come up with my own funny thing, I can’t beat the R.E.M. joke, it’s the only joke worth making.
Except maybe saying that Sheamus is so pale that it makes him seem like a Shiny Happy Person.
Do you think she’s actually reading this?
Do you know that putting purple on purple is hard to read?
Do you know how to conjugate verbs?
Those crappy storylines with Edge where she was with an actual world champion and arguably the most over that she ever was an an actual character? Those storylines? Okay, the Kane thing sucked.
Not even going to address the last point and talk about why its dumb to say a company went down hill after losing a valet that did moonsaults.
In fact, I’m most upset by you obscuring a great picture with words of stupid.
Well at least it means something when you say it about one of them. I hope.
Except help Bret Hart cheat on his wife (allegedly).
One of these things is not like the other! One of these things is over!
Just kidding!
No need to worry, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Unless it’s drugs. Then it might kill you. But only if you’re stupid.
Oh, well, damn.
It’s not our fault. We have no more material because wrestlingconfessions died I guess.
And we had such a good relationship going!
In any event, we need new sources and new material, so we might have to bust into the rainy day fund. Yes, that means a myriad of things including god fucking awful fan art/pornography. I’m sorry, blame wrestlingconfessions.
Why would they give Mickie the X Division title, the Tag titles or even the World title?
