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Nov 10
I saw this last night, and almost commented on it, but decided against it because I knew I was going to say something I was going to regret. I slept on it, but guess what? I’m still mad.
This is why I hate women. You’re all a bunch of jealous and vindictive bitches.
A lot of guys absolutely do love a geeky, awkward girl. Why? Because we’re around far too many other women during the day who act superior, and look down their noses at us. So, when we see one that seems approachable, we immediately latch on.
It’s a double standard. If I sat here and said, “I don’t see Randy Orton’s appeal. He might be handsome, but he obviously has the personality of a fucking dry erase board,” I’d be telling the truth, but you lot would get up in arms. Admit it. I wouldn’t do that, though. Why? Guys don’t operate like that. I don’t need to cut Orton down just because most of you want him to fuck you like you’re the last girl on Earth.
You know why this is a confession? Because a lot of girls here probably think they act exactly like AJ, but no one in their daily lives takes notice. So what makes her more special than you?
She’s on TV. That’s it. Get over it. More people know who she is. Big deal. Stop wasting your time cutting others down, and go focus on making your life better.
(Admin’s note to women: please do not take the notion that all women are “a bunch of jealous and vindictive bitches” very seriously.)

I saw this last night, and almost commented on it, but decided against it because I knew I was going to say something I was going to regret. I slept on it, but guess what? I’m still mad.

This is why I hate women. You’re all a bunch of jealous and vindictive bitches.

A lot of guys absolutely do love a geeky, awkward girl. Why? Because we’re around far too many other women during the day who act superior, and look down their noses at us. So, when we see one that seems approachable, we immediately latch on.

It’s a double standard. If I sat here and said, “I don’t see Randy Orton’s appeal. He might be handsome, but he obviously has the personality of a fucking dry erase board,” I’d be telling the truth, but you lot would get up in arms. Admit it. I wouldn’t do that, though. Why? Guys don’t operate like that. I don’t need to cut Orton down just because most of you want him to fuck you like you’re the last girl on Earth.

You know why this is a confession? Because a lot of girls here probably think they act exactly like AJ, but no one in their daily lives takes notice. So what makes her more special than you?

She’s on TV. That’s it. Get over it. More people know who she is. Big deal. Stop wasting your time cutting others down, and go focus on making your life better.

(Admin’s note to women: please do not take the notion that all women are “a bunch of jealous and vindictive bitches” very seriously.)


  1. tinasuxx reblogged this from fuckyeahwrestlingconfessions and added:
    Wat. The geeky awkwardness is what is DIFFERENT between her and the rest of the goddamn ‘division’.
  2. damselinthering reblogged this from wrestlingconfessions and added:
    Finally, someone who understands.
  3. stylesclash reblogged this from fuckyeahwrestlingconfessions and added:
    Amen, bruther. Bitches be crazy. You people kinda make me resent being a woman.
  4. fuckyeahwrestlingconfessions reblogged this from wrestlingconfessions and added:
    I saw this last night, and almost commented on it, but decided against it because I knew I was going to say something I...
  5. paperrocketplanes reblogged this from igotnorolemodel and added:
    ALL FUCKING HAILLLL i would LOVE to throw her a punch
  6. igotnorolemodel reblogged this from wrestlingconfessions and added:
    OMG. You said it, whoever you are! Hahaha!!!
  7. horrorandlust said: Yeah, maybe people like you hate her ‘cause they prefer stupid and vulgar whores like Kaitlyn.I rather a nice one (she’s a good wrestler) than a “sexy” slut.End of story,
  8. cassiedeadmond reblogged this from wrestlingconfessions and added:
    AMEN. Although I never liked her. (:
  9. friendlyyan said: I don’t even watch NXT but I can so tell this poor girl is getting way too much hate.
  10. theshiningwizard reblogged this from wrestlingconfessions and added:
    AJ Lee is very good wrestler, but her gimmick annoys the FUCK out of me. She acts like she’s on speed or something. She...
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